i didnt know that all of my favorite neoclassical composers were attractive young men.
"Where are you?"
Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
That fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
I say this to my mom but it does no good
Guess what I’m reading for the millionth time I’ll give you a hint it starts with “interview” and ends with arson and child death